Monday, June 9, 2008

BSBG

Are you sick and tired of your friends and family turning their noses up in distaste whenever anyone uses the word "blog?" Are you tired of feeling like a loser for making time in your schedule to share your life moments and random thoughts with others in bloggyland? Are you saddened that most of your college girlies scoffed at your suggestion that they start blogging about their hilarious experiences with breast pumps and lactation induction and laundry days with only hunters' detergent? Did you feel slightly judged by all the emails they responded with titled "notabloggerneverwillbe?" 

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6 comments:

The Three 22nds said...

ohhhh...you have friends like that too? And I thought I was the only one...
(I swear my friends think that it is absolutely insane that I read blogs, let alone write one. And I understand that. I was once there. But now I am here and I will never go back!)

Sabrina said...

LOVE IT!! I have friends like that too... and they always say, I dont have anything to write about. And i say, AND I DO? Can't people just write about the silly funny random things that happen? That stuff is the best anyway! But NOOOOO....
COWARDS.

joolee said...

So it ISN"T just me!? I had no idea that people had such strong opinions about blogging until just recently. I did get a kick out of a couple friends who publicly (group email) mocked blogging and then sent me private emails begging for my address. I think I'm gonna make them beg a bit longer;)

Nikki said...

You crack me up!

Heather said...

So what if my only contact with the outside adult world on many given days is with bloggers? Judge away, I need my sanity.

Kim said...

You are so right! As a blogger, I'll admit that the comments I get are like crack. It is just too bad most of them are from my husband.