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Who: YOU! In those low-rise jeans that scream "Give me some crack spackle!"
What: A Beltless Baseboard Scrubbing Party
Where: My house
When: At the butt crack of dawn.....7 tuesdays from the next full moon. Get it!? Full MOON!!??
Why: Because I can think of nothing more fabulous than having my friends slave over my macaroni and cheese encrusted baseboards while I practice the delivery of my new favorite quote I got from my new favorite best friend in my new favorite post on my new favorite blog ....."Ahem, attention all party goers! You will now see the crack of my ...!"
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