The thing about hip hop abs is that I really want them.
The thing about hip hop abs is that if you want them badly enough, you may break down and buy something like this from an infomercial.
The thing about Hip Hop Abs (the workout) is that Shaun T's voice can get just a tidge annoying.
The thing about hip hop abs is that you prolly won't get them just by laughing at your 2 year old attempting the club worthy moves while the Pussycat Dolls croon "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
The thing about hip hop abs is that you prolly won't get them if you hide the danish behind the tupperware and consume the entire thing by yourself.
The thing about hip hop abs is that you prolly won't get them if you've survived 4 pregnancies and had your stomach skin stretched like silly putty to accommodate the 11 pound toddler you birthed.
The thing about hip hop abs is that if I had them, I would be seriously tempted to wear crop tops or pull the bottom of my shirt thru the neckhole (oh, 80s fashion!) at the smallest hint of a warm day. I would also most likely go green by rollerblading to the Piggly Wiggly for all my grocery needs. In a bikini.
Now what kind of message would THAT send to my impressionable girlies!?
Aaw! Forget it. Pass me the peanut butter!
2 comments:
I will have wannabe hip hop abs with you!
Thanks for stopping by my blog! I love your blog. I am definitely adding you to my reader!
And, I totally agree. I'm not pursuing Hip Hop Abs because I, too, would be tempted to wear bikinis everywhere I go and I'd hate for my girls to think that is an okay fashion choice for them! : )
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