To Do

I'm feeling like it's a To-Do List writing kind of night. And I haven't blogged in a few days. And I feel like adding fuel to the fire of those who insist on warming themselves by the flames of their blogger judgement. So if any of you are out there closet reading my blog and looking for more ways to poke fun of my majestic blogging Dorkiness, sit back on that wobbly lawn chair of yours as I gently (so as not to agitate sparks in the direction of your precious Tommy gear) throw another log on your fire. You've got it. I'm going to blog my to-do list. And let myself believe that you care. 

To Do

• Laundry. Laundry. And more laundry. Today I hit a new low as I sent Addie to her homeschool girl's club. With a bikini! In my defense, we left her favorite suit at a friend's house last week. And every other clean one piece she owns sags off her booty in an embarrassingly revealing manner. I'm sure I only bought a 2-piece because it was $1.97 at Old Navy. But I'm sure of all the places NOT to send your daughter in a 2 piece, a girl's homeschool club would be at the top of the list.
• Grocery shopping. The novelty of peanut butter and jelly on a hot dog bun has worn off. 
• Scrub the bathtub. Even under the shampoo bottles. You heard it! UNDER the shampoo bottles!
• Collect more pond scum for our tadpole habitat. Or find some way to combine this with previous bathtub task.
• Continue cutting the clutter for future garage sale.
• Finish reading Redeeming Love.....the single most commonly listed favorite book on blogspot and facebook among females.
• Find favorite softball shirt....the only one long enough to conceal my less than hip hop abs during a leaping catch with maximum arm extension. You just never know.
• Blog about the following topics

1. "I want to stab you, you're so gorgeous." -Mia Michaels
   
2. Oh girdle, how I love hate you!
   
3. Green Underwear
4. "Be naked!"
5. A place for almost everything and almost everything in its place
6. Sister Squabbles
7. The Epitome of Elusive