A few things I never thought I'd hear myself say

• Hooray! We have dial-up!!!!!
• Aaaah! The pigs have never smelled so sweet! (upon our return home after a showing of the dream house we've been renting but is still on the market.......we prayed that the pigs would be really stinky to scare the prospective buyers away. Not sure that it did:(
• Girls, I don't want you to poop or pee in the barn anymore!